Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I want her autograph on my taint
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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