Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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