Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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