Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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