How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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