I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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