what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
