just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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