Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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