never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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