You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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