Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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