You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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