Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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