Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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