why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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