By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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