Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
