DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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