I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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