What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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