Pants 0. Shit 1.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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