She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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