can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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