Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We're too hungover to prance.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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