it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
What a fucking waste of an outfit
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Will exercising make me less horny?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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