absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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