Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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