So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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