I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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