i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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