there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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