what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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