Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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