Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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