he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
