if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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