let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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