You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I want to fling myself into the sun
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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