I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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