People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My balls are so social today.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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