Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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