So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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