Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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