we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I FOUND THE LEGS
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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