I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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