it wasn't lemon gatorade
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
