Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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