Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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