yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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