Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I currently don't understand fingers.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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