You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
