I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
