My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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