He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
