I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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