is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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