since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize