Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Mom said you looked used
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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