Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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