he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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