You can't special order awesome
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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